Man unwittingly steals batch of Viagra-laced pies

It's not like they were cooling on some sexy windowsill or anything. No, the man who lost his Viagra-laced batch of pies was en route to the World Pie Eating Championships in England when he was robbed by a presumably hungry villain.

Apparently the erectile-dysfunction medicine also has the ability to keep potatoes firm, said Vince Bowen, the newly pie-less baker.

The theft prompted event organizer Tony Callaghan to warn locals to watch out for any "hardened criminals." It was reported in the British paper the Metro, whose headline read, "Thieves face stiff sentence after stealing Viagra pies."

Also, everybody in England is a twelve-year-old boy.

Commentarium (10 Comments)

Dec 15 10 - 6:30pm
Me

Awww, this reminds me of Pushing Daisies. I miss that show.

Dec 15 10 - 11:16pm
Pye Man

This is even better than the meat pies served in "Sweeney Todd".

Dec 16 10 - 10:26am
Twolane

Whatever happened to plain, old and reliable Moon Pies?

Dec 16 10 - 7:06pm
kauthon

Pushing Daisies - that was a great show.

Dec 16 10 - 7:08pm
Hooked

Just look for the man who goes through the most tarts.

Dec 16 10 - 11:48pm
Gunner

"Also, everybody n England is a twelve-year-old boy."

I wish we had that kind of wit in America, then maybe the news would be fun to read/watch. I guess I am just a boy too...

Jun 15 11 - 3:12am
jonn2

comment4,

Sep 02 11 - 6:43pm
IONIQUEGILEGO

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