As would most cocaine possessors getting pulled over by police, 18-year-old Art Taylor panicked. The Framingham, MA, man didn't think he had many viable options, so he did what his teenaged brain thought was wisest: he swallowed his entire bag of cocaine.
The police claim to have "struggled with" Taylor in order to prevent the criminal ingestion, but they couldn't stop him. And fortunately so for us, because the resultant mug shot is simply hilarious.
Guilty! Right? Maybe. As reported by Gawker's greasy sister site Jalopnik,
The suspected criminal was charged with assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct, and not using a turn signal. It doesn't appear as if drug charges were brought upon him, which we guess makes his gambit kind of successful.
Also, for good measure, here's the picture again.