George Clooney, Silvio Berlusconi, and a Moroccan prostitute.

As many of you already know, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is being accused of paying to have sex with a seventeen-year-old Moroccan girl. And who does he think can get him out of this mess? George Clooney — Berlusconi thinks George Clooney can get him out of this mess.

The AP reports that the Italian leader's defense has called on the actor (as well as other, less famous people) to testify as a witness in the upcoming prostitution trial. In case you've forgotten, this is George Clooney:

George Clooney, Berlusconi's potential witness.

So what does this unfairly handsome movie star have to do with Berlusconi's prostitution case? We have no idea. And neither does the actor himself; as Clooney said in a comment to Entertainment Weekly, “It seems odd since I’ve only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur.” We'll let you know if Berlusconi's wish comes true, though it probably (and perhaps unfortunately) never will.

Commentarium (4 Comments)

Mar 29 11 - 9:15pm
FuckYou

Berlusconi probably hooked him up with some bitches. Way to go. That's celebrity power in action, and I'm being very sincere, not sarcastic. He probably Clooney to the bunga bunga room. Haters gonna hate, what can I say?

Mar 31 11 - 4:11am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4MQ-lXJ68E&feature=feedf
some horrible italian people. I am italian.

Mar 31 11 - 4:15am
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sorry, was this http://milano.corriere.it/milano/notizie/cronaca/11_marzo_30/omicidio-vi...
a tv anchorman expert on family, kills a friend...