No one thought getting married would make Sinead O'Connor any less of a chronic, extremely explicit oversharer, did they? Well, if you did, you're in for a rude awakening. After marrying her fourth husband, therapist Barry Herridge, the blushing bride posted the following on her website:
Dear friends… amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage. Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me. On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words. For now though, as you will appreciate, it's a bit of a 'Can't. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth'. Situation.
Well then! Even in this day and age it's rare to have literally nothing left to the imagination, but Sinead has always been all about, uh, pushing boundaries. Here's hoping the happy couple — who wed at the same Las Vegas chapel once graced by Britney Spears and brief husband Jason Alexander — have many happy years of "cock in mouth situation" ahead of them. And that all of the singer's other, high-publicized needs are met.