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The sun is now owned by a Spaniard

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The sun.

And that Spaniard wants to tax you for using it. Angeles Duran of Salvaterra do Mino, Spain, walked into her local notary last week and registered the sun under her name, which is a thing she says you can do. She knows that because some American poet dope did the same thing recently, but for the moon.

And, according to the AFP, the notary was very happy to indulge Duran's whims: 

The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type  G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres."

So, naturally, her next move was to charge a fee to anybody who uses the sun for whatever reason, like tanning or not dying. It's unclear whether we'll all have to pay back taxes or not, or whether she'll even be auditing the seven-billion-ish living human beings. But this woman is clearly capable of things once thought impossible, so perhaps it'd be wise to break open that piggy bank?