In the immortal words of Robert Frost, nothing gold can stay. Neither can anything so perfectly, unnaturally neon blue, purple, or pink. And so, today marks the last day that New York City retailers can legally stock up on Four Loko, meaning that after your deli runs out, you'll either have to take to Craigslist to get your blackout-in-a-can fix, or try your hand at bootlegging. Truly, it is the end of an era. As one deli owner lovingly eulogized, "I bought a few different flavors, but I have not drank them. I'm afraid. I hear it makes people crazy." Indeed.