The head of the Republican Party in Virginia Beach has resigned his position after getting caught sending a racist e-mail. David Bartholomew thought the following was some sort of "joke" and also says he never meant to forward it, whatever that means.
Warning: it's truly, truly terrible, both as a joke and a piece of American horror.
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify…
My Dog gets his first check Friday.
Is this a great country or what?
Who says conservatives aren't funny? See, it's about a dog… who can't speak English (although, presumably, it can speak other languages)… and you can collect welfare checks without being lazy… oh, and not knowing your lineage is something to be ashamed of. Also, does Barack Obama not know who is father is or something? What the hell is this crap?