Watch: Julian Assange breaks out his weird, slinky dance moves

Julian Assange — founder of Wikileaks, father of love children, evader of legal charges — has unveiled yet another talent to the world, and that talent is for dance.

Check out the above video someone wiki-leaked (zing!) of Assange getting it in, originally taken by the DJ in this mostly empy discotheque. Welcome to the weekend, guys.