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Watch: Lingerie-clad Australian women redefine their bodies
By Ray RahmanMarch 8th, 2011, 5:30 pmComments (9)Don't worry, ladies — your bodies are no longer apples or pears. After a stunning survey revealed that women don't like being compared to food, the Australian lingerie brand Triumph thought up a brand new way for women to classify their bodies: by master painters. A Da Vinci, for example, is a "straight up-and-down shape" (traditionally known as "skinny"), while a Rembrandt would be a woman with a "full bust and bottom."
Watch the video below to find out which dead white man you are.
So which do prefer, fruits or Western artists? Or did John Mayer have it right all along?
Commentarium (9 Comments)
Reuben XD
Hate that stupid song.
Hopefully we don't see any mannerism in women. Madonna of the Long Neck, anybody?
Yay for Art History Majors <3
I prefer golf holes.
- she's a wide par 4, a stubby par 3, a long, narrow par 5.
Either way, you still want to hit a hole in one ;)
I wouldn't want to date an Escher. The topography would be way too complicated.
So I take it a Picasso = batshit crazy?
After a few drinks they all look like Van Goghs anyway