Watch: Local news investigates controversial snow penises

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"I think it's disgusting," said Ghina Robinson, an Indiana woman upset about the two large snow penises that her neighbors sculpted. "I have a two-year-old. Like, right now, he doesn't even know what that is."

When she called the cops, she claims that "they showed up, laughed and drove off," which sounds about right, actually.

The town is calmer now, as the "obscene sculptures" have since been taken down — but thankfully, the local news clip lives on.