The gays, they're everywhere now. For a while, it seemed that they'd be satisfied with being daytime talk show hosts and the best friends of romantic comedy heroines. But thanks to Obama, they've been infiltrating our nation's government, our teens, and, worst of all, the nightmares of one Texas radio host.
Garth Maier, that is. When Tyler's NBC affiliate KETK turned the show over to him to discuss the 'Topic of the Day,' he asked his viewers and listeners to weigh in on the question, "Will the acceptance of gays destroy America?"
Watch local news at its finest below. And if you know the answer to Maier's question, feel free to call him.