Jullian Assange

Interpol has placed WikiLeaks founder and International Man of Mystery Julian Assange on its most-wanted list. The move is unrelated to his organization's pot-stirring releases of government documents, instead stemming from an ongoing rape investigation in Sweden.

Unless, in a strange twist, the allegations of "rape, sexual molestation, and unlawful coercion" that Sweden's lobbing at Assange are somehow tied to WikiLeaks, in which case his life would officially move into James Bond-villain territory.

Assange has said before that any sexual encounters he might have had with the Swedes involved in the charges were consensual, but it's kind of hard to trust a guy whose whereabouts are unknown, so there's no telling what's what here. Anyway, if you happen see Julian Assange mulling about, be sure to let him know that some people out there want to ask him a few questions. 

Commentarium (7 Comments)

Dec 01 10 - 10:35am
bearman33

He's like Blofeld crossed with Bin Laden at this point. He must be stopped.

Dec 01 10 - 11:11am
Twolane

Unfortunately, Wikileaks has had to take over the duty of the press, who now sees itself pandering to the will of government and other idiots who profess to be standing up for the rights of citizens but in reality are only looking out for themselves. Long live WikiLeaks and its founder. Thanks to him, people around the world are now more informed about the shallow nature of all of their governments and leaders.

Dec 01 10 - 12:38pm
juandoe

it's bullshit, the two women know each other and didn't know julian was fucking both of them, they got upset when they found out and decided to make his life hard. the case would never have gotten this far except that some swedish prosectors are nazis and want to get at julian.

Dec 01 10 - 1:14pm
Murg

This guy blatantly disregards the privileged secrecy of the powers that be on this planet and suddenly he's wanted for sex crimes? How convenient for those who want him to go away...

Dec 01 10 - 2:53pm
Hmm.

How convenient, when the first set of leaks endangered US troops and those in Iraq and Afghanistan assisting the troops nothing was done, but this latest leak, now that makes the administration look bad and Assange is now a wanted man.

Dec 01 10 - 2:57pm
FT

Since when does Interpol get involved in a rape case? No, this isn't suspicious at all.

I'm sure it's just a matter of time before we hear that he 'slipped in the bathtub' or 'overdosed.'

Dec 02 10 - 10:50am
thinkywritey

I'm calling it for auto-erotic asphyxiation accident.