Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner and Playboy-published Crystal Harris are taking the next step in their relationship: the two are engaged to be married. The first public announcement came from (where else?) Twitter, where Hefner wrote, "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears." And in case there was any confusion, he later tweeted:

Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn't mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.

This May-December(-issue) marriage will be Hefner's second to a Playmate and third overall. Hugh brings to the union four children, two of which are more than twice Harris' age. The other two kids are ages 9 and 10. His life almost sounds kind of stressful... but not really.

Commentarium (8 Comments)

Dec 27 10 - 11:12am
Twolane

Go, Hugh! Viagra lives!

Dec 27 10 - 11:26am
Dig Dug

There is so much gold digging going on here that the Mine Safety and Health Administration has jurisdiction.

Dec 27 10 - 12:08pm
Twolane

@Dig Dug : Yes!

Dec 27 10 - 1:36pm
dave1976

Although the age difference would indicate otherwise, I doubt this is about gold digging. Everthing Hugh does now is about publicity for the Playboy empire (for which he's been trying to buy back the majority of stock). The girls of the "The Girls Next Door" were never girlfriends in the true sense of the word. They were arm candy to promote the playboy brand and lifestyle, and it was clear that everyone was always in on the joke. I'm sure Hugh knows what he's getting from Harris; and Harris knows what she's getting from Hugh (publicity for whatever acting, modeling, reality tv gig she pursues). Plus, Hugh's pretty savy, you can bet there's an airtight prenup, and his assets are protected in trusts.

Dec 27 10 - 2:40pm
fahrmaiden

I have doubts that this girl is 24, just as I have doubts that Holly gives her true age. But who cares? The hair is fake, the boobs are fake, the stat sheet in the centerfold is fake, and if I am correct, it appears there has been significant facial plastic surgery. WHO and WHAT is he marrying? The Hollywood Ideal, which only exists in fantasy.

Dec 28 10 - 12:40am
Tyr

I liked older men when I was younger, went there many times, but a 60 year age difference is just too creepy and overboard. Yes, Hef has praised Viagra but that still doesn't take away the awful image that she does the deed with him.

Dec 28 10 - 6:13am
GDE

That is not a twenty four year old face.

Dec 28 10 - 7:44am
Twolane

@GDE: You're right about that. I'd say Hef looks about 60 or so.