Not a member? Sign up now
Airline employee investigated for "Mile high club" sex with a passenger
By Jessica GentileOctober 29th, 2010, 3:01 pmComments (21)
A female airline employee and male passenger are now under investigation following a mile-high sex romp that took place on a flight from Melbourne to Los Angeles. Sources say the pair was sitting side-by-side in business class, when they decided to partake in a little business of their own. (In all fairness, it is a eleven-hour trip, sometimes you have to find creative ways to pass the time.)
According to reports of the incident, as soon as the cabin lights dimmed, the two began to get intimate and attempted to hide their fondling under a blanket. That's when passengers began to complain, presumably jealous of not living out some porn-tastic fantasy of their own. The pair were ordered by a senior flight attendant to desist and then were forcibly moved to different sections of the plane.
The woman, not a flight attendant, was off-duty and traveling to the States on a discounted ticket. She had allegedly imbibed many glasses of champagne prior to the incident. According to Qantas, "The matter is being dealt with. The employee has returned to work." Which technically means she could be the sexy stranger sitting next to you on your next flight.
Commentarium (21 Comments)
Sucks! This never happens to me, even in first class. Need to start flying more on Quantas.
Best airlines for mile-high friskiness is Emirates Air. The first-class section on some of their long-haul planes has seats/recliners that you can pull a cover over to create your own little blacked-out sleeping pod. Sneak a person in there when the lights dim, and nobody would have any idea there are two people in there... unless either of the parties is a screamer.
I must be getting old. Whatever happened to the good old days when you could bang a stew, smoke a post-coital cigarette and walk down the aisle to the sound of hands clapping?
That's a 15-16 hour flight if you are lucky...not 11. No wonder they caved in.
How many frequent flier miles did he have to accumulate to get that kind of reward?
What do you think?
i've never done the mile high but I have done the 200 kmh....an attendant on a ViaRail train in Canada...she was most....attentive, and the slight rocking didnt hurt
Other passengers complained? This had to be more entertaining than the in-flight movie.
I can only hope that somewhere in the initial conversation she said, "Coffee, tea, or me!"
That girl deserves a raise! That kind of dedication to customer service just doesn't come along every day...
Sir, would like some of my TWA water, or my TWA coffee, or my TWA tea?
Bless the girl and her sense of adventure.
I wonder what they did for the next 10 hours and 55 minutes? Hmmmmmmmmmm
I did it on a Greyhound in my youth but it was late at night. It would have been quite a trick in daylight.
What a MARVELOUS bit of free advertising for QANTAS! Bravo . . .
The young lady should end up running their entire marketing effort.
Replace the "roos" logo with something more appropriate!
Its all good. Hopefully more people can partake. First class is where it happens, or begins. NWA first class, Minneapolis - St. Paul, and hotel near the Mall of America meant serious screwing.
Wow -- the most I ever got from an off-duty stewardess was taking off her shoe and tucking her foot up under my thigh. Another stewardess saw her and said "Karen, what are you doing?" She looked at her co-worker all innocently and said "he said he didn't mind." Pretty nice while it lasted.
Closest I ever came was the very gay steward (not stereotyping he told me about wanting to transfer his "domestic partner" benefits from his domestic partner, who had health insurance, to another friend who didn't) hanging out with me in my empty row up front. Unfortunately, I am not gay.
i usualy masterbate in my seat, only got caught 1 time by a teen girl. she justanyway. watched
i usualy masterbate in my seat, only got caught 1 time by a teen girl. she justanyway. watched
online store———– http://0rz.tw/1jPcc
U G G($48)
I was a pilor on an air ambulance flight, and when we returned to base, and the stretcher was empty, the captain banged the flight nurse on the stretcher. At 41,000 feet, the automatic pilot had to compensate for their rhythm. The control yoke bobbed back and forth as they carried on. Hilarious.
Now you say something