Charlie Sheen pays porn stars $30,000 to hang out with him

When you're Charlie Sheen, the party never stops. According to Kacey Jordan, an adult-film star, she was offered $5,000 to show up for a get-together at Sheen's place, and, when she got there, she found him sloppy and wasted. The disappointed starlet went on:

I was thinking that I was going meet the Charlie Sheen that I see on TV. Not the one that's, like, in shambles and wrecked.

Well, there are optimists, then there's this girl. These days, when I hear Charlie Sheen and party together, I auto-correct to "coke and strippers" immediately. The easily-shocked porn star was also thrown for a loop by the "tennis-ball-sized" bag of cocaine Sheen was doing. She was also surprised when he paid her $30,000 dollars instead of the agreed-upon $5000. We'll file that one under "pleasant," though