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College student disguises her list of sexual exploits as her senior thesis

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Duke college student uses "fuck list" as her college thesis.

You remember the dread. Your thesis is due, but you're woefully unprepared because you've spent your entire college career sleeping around with Duke University's sundry jockbros. Oh, you don't? Well, Karen F. Owen, who disguised her "fuck list" as her senior thesis, surely does.

Her poorly designed PowerPoint presentation (should've used InDesign, Karen) is a list of the 13 athletically inclined men (mostly lacrosse players, in fact) that she'd slept with while at Duke. She gives each guy a "raw score" that takes into consideration various factors, such as penis size and "sexting" ability.   

Duke student uses her "fuck list" as her senior thesis.

The starting point of her sexual escapades seems to begin at a bar named Shooters, where she basically met every horny jock at her school:

Duke student uses her "fuck list" as her senior thesis.

And then she dives into the contenders, the first of which is Tony McDevitt:

Seriously though, this thing is pretty comprehensive, especially when you realize that she was very drunk throughout almost all of her, um, affairs. Take a look at the rest here.