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College student disguises her list of sexual exploits as her senior thesis
By Ray RahmanSeptember 30th, 2010, 5:30 pmComments (15)
You remember the dread. Your thesis is due, but you're woefully unprepared because you've spent your entire college career sleeping around with Duke University's sundry jockbros. Oh, you don't? Well, Karen F. Owen, who disguised her "fuck list" as her senior thesis, surely does.
Her poorly designed PowerPoint presentation (should've used InDesign, Karen) is a list of the 13 athletically inclined men (mostly lacrosse players, in fact) that she'd slept with while at Duke. She gives each guy a "raw score" that takes into consideration various factors, such as penis size and "sexting" ability.
The starting point of her sexual escapades seems to begin at a bar named Shooters, where she basically met every horny jock at her school:
And then she dives into the contenders, the first of which is Tony McDevitt:
Seriously though, this thing is pretty comprehensive, especially when you realize that she was very drunk throughout almost all of her, um, affairs. Take a look at the rest here.
Commentarium (15 Comments)
This is real?
It wasn't her real thesis, I don't think.
She deserves terrible things in life for this. And she'll get them.
Ying, I'm pretty sure she already got those "terrible things" you speak of...in the form of herpes.
The sad thing is that she believes she held the power over these "hook-ups" when in actuality she was just another number on their list.
Yep, cos that's what she gets for having all those sex partners.
i have no issues with women having multiple sex partners...as long as she's safe and smart and in control. however, presenting this as the capstone of your (very expensive) education? this is what you got out of your college experience? you can sleep around without paying 30 grand a year.
Is it really fair to post pictures of these guys on a national website? They didn't ask for this treatment. I still naively believe that private citizens should be allowed some small measure of privacy. This will make the pre-first date googling a lot more interesting.
Mallrats covered this idea in a far more creative way.
Oh come on, these guys are dying to have their faces plastered on a website other than Facebook. They are enjoying their 5 minutes of internet infamy.
Karen F. Owen - Way to invade someones privacy, while not putting up your picture in the thesis. I think you next so called thesis will be about the legal system. Civil rights laywers, attack!
It's NOT her thesis. She made it as a joke and sent it to 2 girlfriends, one of whom had a big mouth (or whatever the email equivalent of that is).
It took me about 30 seconds to find that out, via the link on this page. Way to spread some serious disinformation, Nerve!
So, no, she does not deserve terrible things in life. Or herpes. She's a college girl who got hers, and told her friends. That's it and that's all!
There's no way this is real...
Brilliant. That's my opinion anyway.
What about interobserver error?
Kays comment is HILARIOUS
Now you say something