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College professor filmed in campus orgy, keeps job

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There's so much here to go through. First of all, let's get the basic facts out of the way: at Aalborg University in Denmark, there's a professor who regularly organizes orgies in which he and other men wear monk robes and have sex with a woman.

Then there's the article about the thing in the Copenhagen Post, which ran the amazing sub-headline, "Participants dressed as monks during hour-long session."

Then there's the fact that these orgies have been "going on for an extended period of time" in the "university machine room," in the basement.

Then there's the school's rector Finn Kjærsdam, who's not even that upset with the sex orgies or the weird monk robes — it's the school property that concerns this guy, apparently the Danish Principal Skinner.

What consenting people get up to in their spare time is none of my business. But we're responsible for all university facilities, and we cannot and will not have things like that going on here.

I think that's Danish for "America sucks."