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Diesel stores in India giving away fellatio kneepads

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Diesel stores in India were recently giving away, with purchases over $150, oral-sex protection of an unusual kind: kneepads. The boxes containing the pads show a woman's wide-open mouth, an illustrated pair of kneepadded legs with the phrase "Knee-J!" over them, as well as the tagline, "Buy One and Get One Pearl Necklace Free!" It's a considerate gift by Diesel, but kind of a cheap incentive for buying a pair of expensive jeans. This is a slap in the face to the wash-cloth-and-rubber-band Goodwill crowd. According to Diesel, sales went up forty percent as a result of the promotion, which means that hardwood floors must be popular with the Indian middle class I guess.