Only in America! Bank of America, that is — that's where Community's Donald Glover spied two people fucking and, with all the enthusiasm of his character Troy Barnes, live tweeted the entire ordeal, pictures included.
Like all legendary Twitter streams, this one started with a simple discovery:
The initial excitement led, of course, to Twitpics:
But what's better than Twitpics? Viral videos!
This is my personal favorite section of his live-tweet session:
And when it was all over, he gave the public perverts one final review:
Believe it or not, there are more tweets (including a picture of someone actually using an ATM during the sexcapade!), and our friends over at Buzzfeed have them all. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go close my Chase account and open one up at you-know-where.