Donald Glover.

Only in America! Bank of America, that is — that's where Community's Donald Glover spied two people fucking and, with all the enthusiasm of his character Troy Barnes, live tweeted the entire ordeal, pictures included.

Like all legendary Twitter streams, this one started with a simple discovery:

Donald Glover tweets people having sex in Bank of America.

The initial excitement led, of course, to Twitpics:

Donald Glover tweets people having sex in Bank of America.

But what's better than Twitpics? Viral videos!

Donald Glover tweets people having sex in Bank of America.

This is my personal favorite section of his live-tweet session:

Donald Glover tweets people having sex in Bank of America.

Donald Glover tweets people having sex in Bank of America.

And when it was all over, he gave the public perverts one final review:

Donald Glover tweets people having sex in Bank of America.

Believe it or not, there are more tweets (including a picture of someone actually using an ATM during the sexcapade!), and our friends over at Buzzfeed have them all. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go close my Chase account and open one up at you-know-where.

Commentarium (11 Comments)

Mar 27 11 - 4:42pm
Lawrence

Wow, and I thought fucking in the only hostel bathroom shared among 32 people with the door wide open was a stupid idea. Heh.

Mar 27 11 - 5:08pm
jr

This replaces the thrill of being caught with actually catching something on your ass from the ATM.

Mar 28 11 - 1:58am
:)

Big deal, everyone gets f*cked at Bank of America

Mar 28 11 - 2:30am
Marisa

Ha! I was just thinking that I wouldn't go back to Bank of America no matter what they were giving away.

Mar 28 11 - 3:55am
jr

Nice.

Mar 28 11 - 8:29am
Matt

When I opened my account, all they gave ME was a lousy toaster.

Mar 28 11 - 9:22am
Moops

They should have rimmed each other... then they would be doing ATM in the ATM.

Apr 06 11 - 4:11pm
SS

LOL!!! You and :) (above) just gave me two great laughs of the day!

Nov 21 11 - 2:46am
Lefty

I thank you hmulby for sharing your wisdom JJWY

Nov 21 11 - 2:09pm
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