Ascertaining the paternity of your child just got that much easier. The Duane Reade pharmacy chain will now offer $29.99 over-the-counter paternity kits made by the lab Identigene. Curious parents can perform the lab test at one of Duane Reade's walk-in clinics. Once lab fees and processing are taken into account, finding out the paternity of your love child sets you back just over $300.00.
What's priceless, however, is finding out you're not the father in the middle of the Times Square Duane Reade.