Thirty-one-year-old Stacie Halas, an eighth-grade science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, California, was placed on paid administrative leave this week, after students began gossiping that their teach could be seen in a number of X-rated film clips online. Administrators substantiated the rumors after checking out Halas getting it on with a delivery man for "Big Sausage Pizza" (not an actual pizza place), using smartphones to bypass school filters.

The school district is currently investigating the case, but the investigation has pretty much already been conducted by the blogosphere. Halas can apparently be seen in videos (using the stage name "Tiffany Six") on websites such as Sexbot.com. Said district superintendent Jeff Chancer:

"Maybe it's not a crime as far as the penal code is concerned, but we feel it's a crime as far as moral turpitude is concerned. We're trying to determine if there's a nexus on what she does on her own time, and what she does in the classroom."

We've seen these cases before, and while I understand the concern over the potential classroom disruption that an adult-film background can pose, the puritanical righteousness on display never fails to amuse.

The Oxnard School District invited parents to a board meeting on Wednesday to discuss the scandal, but not a single parent from Haydock Intermediate School showed up, though parents and teachers from other school districts were in attendance, citing their "moral obligation" to be there.

The inevitable fake Twitter account has also appeared, featuring a photo of the Tiffany Six persona. Examples of Tweets include: "Tiffany Six, Stacie Halas, it doesn't matter. What matters is that we educate our children. Sex is to be celebrated," "There's nothing wrong with SEX!" and "What does it say about our (economy, state, priorities) when a teacher has to work a night job to keep food on the table?"

Commentarium (8 Comments)

Mar 08 12 - 4:02pm
fishstix

Gotta love them using the term 'penal code.'

But in all seriousness, when did teaching become the obvious career choice for past porn princesses?

Mar 08 12 - 4:30pm
res

It may not be "past" - since teachers are generally not paid what they should be, they oftentimes have to supplement their salaries.

Mar 08 12 - 5:28pm
Z

@fishstix

We all have dreams, and sometimes we have to put them on hold so that we can keep food on the table, whether it be pornography or working in a cubicle until you get your "big break".

Mar 08 12 - 8:12pm
PQ

Was that quote from Superintendent Jeff Chancer taken before or after he furiously masturbated to the video in question on a copyright-violating streaming site?

Mar 08 12 - 10:47pm
Lawrence

Teach your kids right so they aren't watching porn in grade 8? Let alone having sex in gr 8...

Mar 09 12 - 11:17am
wassamattau

This brought back fond memories of a seventh grade classic: "Hey, lady! Here's your pizza! And here's your pepperoni!"

I guess you had to be there. And you had to be in 7th grade.

Mar 11 12 - 2:21am
Teller

The video that they caught her on is extremely tame and vanilla compared to some of the other work she's done. She has a video where prior to the sex she talks about being a teacher and says that she would probably be dismissed if she were caught. The director makes some jokes about Mary Kay Letourneau and she kinda nervously laughs. Then she has rough anal sex with 5 men and swallows all of their ejaculate.

Mar 13 12 - 6:00am
Martin P

This is harassment pure and simple. If we judge someone on their previous legal past employment, then surely we judge all other officials on theirs. Have they ever smoked pot, been drunk, received a speeding ticket, had sex before marriage, or harassed another teacher based on their previous job?