German couple rescued from river after car sex goes awry

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What is it with these German couples? One day they're in court for waking up the neighbors, the next night they're car-sexing their way into the Rhine. (Okay, it's probably not the same couple.) The Metro UK reports that a Cologne couple had to be pulled out of Germany's most famous/probably coldest river after, while having sex in their car, they accidentally kicked the gear-shift into drive. They were mostly unharmed and now presumably have a hilarious story for their friends (freunds). Moral of the story: apply the parking brake. Also, don't have car sex near a river.