Google-powered vibrator brings new meaning to phrase "search engine optimization"

Who says that the Internet isn't lady-friendly? Certainly not the maker of the Googlher, a vibrator that turns on every time Google pings your browser. According to F.A.T.'s Randy Sarafan (who invented the "Clap-Off Bra"), the Googlher works by plugging the device into your USB port, which triggers the pulsation of the vibrator when it's inserted into one of "your favorite orifices" (the video's phrasing, not mine). 

The Googlher from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo.

Sarafan's instructional video also includes a handy how-to guide to making your own Googlher, supplying horny chick McGyvers with the tools they need to make their very own search engine-operated sex toys. The instructions look about as easy to follow as a formula in Swedish for producing ethanol fuel, but hey: if you ever get stuck, you can always just Google it.