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Greatest dating site of all time helps sea captains find love

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Sea Captain Date

Because what woman doesn't want some good seamen in her life? And what person doesn't want to make a seamen joke when they read that headline? Or, if you really want to go for the gold, a poop-deck joke? Okay, moving on.

Apparently it's been around since 2007, but it's high time (and high tide! get it?!) that we all took a minute to appreciate Sea Captain Date, which is exactly what it sounds like. A website designed solely to connect lonely sea captains and the women who love them. If you think about it, it makes sense — the high seas are a mystical place, but not the best if you want to meet actual women. Or, as one captain puts it, "My mistress may be the sea, but the thing is… that's just an expression." Indeed.

While I try to decide whether Admiral420 or AllHandsOnDick is more likely to be soulmate material, you should check out this testimonial of one especially captain-y looking captain who came across the site after "Googling the internet." It's unclear how real this whole thing is, but I'm choosing to go with "extremely."