Hugh Hefner's fiancee Crystal Harris cancels wedding

If you took extra time off from work so that you could attend Hugh Hefner's wedding, I've got bad for news for you. Tell the shift supervisor at Chili's that you actually can work this weekend, because Playboy model Crystal Harris is not going to marry Hefner after all.

What happened? They seemed so well matched, you're surely thinking. Well, according to the eighty-five-year-old magazine publisher's Twitter, the twenty-five-year-old bride-to-be just fell out of love. "The wedding is off," his sad tweet read. "Crystal has had a change of heart."

But that didn't satisfy the skeptics over at TMZ, who report that Hefner and Harris "had a nasty argument this [past] weekend on the phone" and that Harris "quickly moved her stuff out." So what were they arguing about that was bad enough to call off the wedding? Submit your guess in the comments section! The winner will get nothing — absolutely nothing.

Commentarium (20 Comments)

Jun 14 11 - 5:21pm
G Unit

They were the perfect couple too. What a shame.

Jun 17 11 - 4:36am
Sir Alfred

Has anyone considered the danger that poor girl was in, It must have been terrifying waking every morning expecting Hugh to be dead next to her or falling over all the Viagra packets and breaking a leg. Good on you darling there are plenty of younger wrinkled dicks out there, I will send email to you on request.

Jun 14 11 - 5:23pm
Geebee

Sorry Hef, she's moving in with me.

Jun 14 11 - 5:26pm
HeebeeGeebies

Maybe she watched Weekend at Bernie's and saw her future.

My guess is that the argument was over whether Eisenhower is still President.

Jun 14 11 - 6:08pm
Dr. Ha-Ha

I'm no Hef hater, but this man's dream turned into a nightmare a long time ago.

Jun 14 11 - 6:38pm
Two Bits

Corrective lenses?

Jun 14 11 - 9:24pm
AT

I just cannot wait until this pornographer dies so I can throw a really big party.
Gosh, his smarmy rapist face makes my skin crawl. Whatever the reason, so glad Crystal got herself out of there.

Jun 14 11 - 9:32pm
HeebeeGeebies

I can't wait until Hef realizes she left. It should finally dawn on him late this week.

Jun 15 11 - 12:17am
Melon

soooo many to choose from:

uhhh, he's 60 years older than her
he whipped it out... yes, a pre-nup
he insists on BJs at least twice a month
etc etc

Jun 15 11 - 12:23am
hnybny

I agree with Melon - Pre-nup blues!

Jun 15 11 - 1:49am
el

Maybe she realized that she's hot and 25 and he's disgusting and old?

"Why didn't you tell me I was hot?!!"

Either that, or he was cheating on her. Which is pretty likely, honestly.

Jun 15 11 - 4:05am
Tatjana

She caught him chatting with the beautiful girls on www.camcontact.com!!!!

Jun 15 11 - 12:45pm
Marley

What does Hefner care. He's still banging chicks on a daily basis.

Jun 15 11 - 1:24pm
HeebeeGeebies

Too bad he can't remember any of them.

Jun 15 11 - 3:59pm
whatlitbe

Why so mean to Hef?

Jun 16 11 - 8:33am
Jennifer

Someone who occasionally sleeps with plastic surgeried models 60 years younger than them could just be someone who happened to fall in love with younger women. Someone who only falls in love with people much younger than them and "perfect"-looking is pretty much shallow and probably very immature. Age shouldn't matter, I agree with that. I often like guys who are a bit younger than me. Thing is, age clearly DOES matter to Hugh Hefner. Seems like if you're past 30, he's not interested. And that's pretty creepy.

Jun 18 11 - 6:20am
Sir Alfred

He sleep with these you attractive plastic girls for a good reason, one the older one look like him old and wrinkly ,the young one if they fall off or out of bed they bounce and are virtually unbreakable.

Jun 15 11 - 10:14pm
flyingnose1

Remember age is a state of mind not years. Sorry but for some reasion things change. I wasn't there but I'm sure he did his best and for some reasion she changed her mind. Sometimes things happen like this. I know there is someone out there for Him. Hope he finds Her.

Jun 16 11 - 8:33pm
NYAH

He tried to shove her into the Siberian tiger pit at the National Zoo, planning to claim she tripped over her boobs so that he could capitalize on the life insurance. He forgot his penis was still inside her, which prevented her fall; the next day she hopped out indignantly with her fluffy tail cocked.

Jul 22 11 - 12:52am
Melloney

Stellar work there everyone. I'll keep on redanig.