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Inevitable Occupy Wall Street condoms are here

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Occupy Wall Street condom

If there are two things in this world that bring dirty hippies together, it's protesting and casual sex. So naturally, Condomania thought to capitalize on the likely uptick in hippie sex occurring among Occupy Wall Street protesters, creating their very own themed condom for the political movement. As a show of solidarity for the protesters, the company is even offering the topical rubbers at a discounted price. From Condomania's sex-pun-laden statement:

Whether or not you agree with the "demands" of the Occupy Wall Street movement that is sweeping the U.S., one thing is for sure; lots of people out there are tired of feeling screwed. Occupy Condoms say it all in a neat little package while affording young protestors the protection they need to stay safe in the passionate frenzy that is social protest.

Occupy Condoms are sold at a 70% discount to demonstrate our support for social change and the virtuous pursuit of equality for all. Mostly, we didn't think it cool to be capitalizing quite so blatantly on a protest movement that itself is concerned about unscrupulous profiteering. So, we'll just hope for some good buzz and a small amount of unscrupulous profits.

Delightful! Just don't get so swept up in cheaply protected sex with politically like-minded hotties that you forget to protest, ok guys?