In an unexpected piece of Labor Day-appropriate news (get it? labor? communism? zing!), Jane Fonda has supposedly said her "biggest regret" is that she "never got to fuck Che Guevara." She also dropped this wisdom at a feminist consciousness-raising session, of all places.
This gem comes courtesy of an upcoming new memoir on Fonda, so it's essentially indisputable fact at this point. The excerpt in the Daily Mail also features an ugly account of Fonda's marriage to activist Tom Hayden, if you care to read it.
Happy holiday weekend!