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Man arrested for faking Viagra overdose

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A dude in, yes, Florida has figured out probably the silliest way to get arrested: by faking a Viagra overdose. On the phone. To police. 

The guy was merely getting his rocks off by talking lewdly to a 911 dispatcher, which I suppose is one way to get your rocks off. As AOL News reports:

Investigators in Broward County say 28-year-old Matthew Wade Douglas Jr. is responsible for two obscene 911 calls in which a man graphically described symptoms — and raunchy home remedies — following an alleged overdose on the impotence drug Viagra.

Douglas is accused of calling 911 after midnight on Jan. 16, giving a fake name and address, and claiming he needed medical help because he had swallowed too many little blue pills. … Dispatchers say the man spoke explicitly about the effects the pills were having on his body, then detailed how his "wife" was performing oral sex on him to help reduce the pain. 

But when the cops found out they were being hoodwinked, they couldn't even take him to jail — he was already there. The man at the address Douglas gave the police identified Douglas' voice as belonging to his daughter's ex-boyfriend. 

After checking the files, investigators realized Douglas was already in jail on disorderly conduct charges and an open-container violation. He now faces additional charges of misuse of the 911 system and making an obscene or harassing telephone call.

In the end, it probably would've been cheaper to just call a 1-900 number.