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Mattel unveils sexy Farrah Fawcett Barbie doll

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Wouldn't it be weird if all the posters you had as a young person came to life in the form of toys? If that were to happen, I would have so, so many brooding and pierced action figures of Kurt Cobain and The Crow and probably a couple of, I don't know, Dan Marinos.

But before there was even such a thing as The Crow, there was Farrah Fawcett, who graced the walls of every boy who is now a man. And now that those old farts are retiring, they're going to need something to do with all their extra time. Like play with dolls that are designed to replicate that poster to which they used to masturbate!

And, oh, look, Mattel already made that possible with this Farrah Fawcett Barbie doll:

And here's the original:

Which do you like better? It's okay if you don't pick either of them. We won't tell your dad.