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Moby wants to make a porn movie featuring average penises

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You know how Dove has that "Real Beauty" campaign, highlighting the bodies of variously sized and proportioned women? Moby's dream is to do that for penises, and to do it via porn. As he said in an interview with Bizarre magazine,  

“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous, you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”

"Titchy," by the way, is a British colloquialism that dates back to Victorian England, originally coined to describe the four-foot-tall actor Harry "Little Tich" Relph. Hopefully this Relph fella's descendants share his physical stature and professional ambition, because we think we've found the perfect gig for them.