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Naked party at Yale under fire for sexual misconduct

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Yale Law School.

Things are getting pretty crazy out in the sticks of Connecticut. Police at Yale University, home of the Bulldogs and James Franco, are investigating a naked college party gone awry. And it's not even the fun, slapstick kind of awry; it's the kind that ends with several students in the hospital and reports of sexual misconduct.

You see, a group of Yalies who call themselves The Pundits (they claim to be "campus wits") throw a "naked party" every year. But this year, things went too far. According to the Yale Daily News:

[One] student said the YPD reached out as part of a preliminary investigation into the party, and added that the police planned to speak with at least sixteen students – those who came forward to aid the investigation or received medical attention.

The YPD investigator asked unprompted whether sexual misconduct occurred at the party, according to the student that was sent to the hospital. The student recalled for the investigator witnessing a member of the Pundits forcing attendees to kiss each other and that a Pundit forced a male friend's face onto another's penis.

Overheard at a bistro in New York, ten years later: "Will, is that you? It's me, Ted! Yale '12! Remember? I was the one whose penis was shoved into your face!"