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New underwear for men comes with penis already installed

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Is that Andrew Christian's Shock Jock Flirt Brief Underwear with Active Shaping Technology Cup, or are you just happy to see me?

Oh, nevermind — it is in fact simply Andrew Christian's Shock Jock Flirt Brief Underwear with Active Shaping Technology Cup, which uses "completely natural look[ing]" "authentic male features" to miraculously add two inches to "your frontal measurement." For best results, set your washing machine to warm when laundering. And remember: the removable Active Shaping Technology Cup "can be hand-washed as needed."