Who knew that all this time, mile-high clubbers, instead of furtively knocking boots in the cramped bathroom of a commercial airliner, could have been knocking boots in style, in the judgment-free confines of a Flamingo Air private plane, one of Cincinnati's best-kept open secrets.

Founded a couple decades ago after a group of pilots at Cincinnati's Lunken Airport challenged one of their number that he couldn't get a couple to pay for mile-high privileges, Flamingo Air plays up the romance angle, offering couples, for $425 (plus taxes and fees), a one-hour flight on their private, curtained aircraft, which they can use to "join the club," or just slap one another silly, or whatever. It's their dime. (Chocolates and champagne are included too.)

"Captain" Dave MacDonald is co-president of Flamingo Air, along with wife Sharon McGee. Reflecting on his years as a mile-high-club pilot, he says, "I have had a high heel in my ear once, been shot in the back of the head with a champagne cork, and thank God we wear headsets." McDonald assures potential trysters that, hey, what you do is your business:

"What goes on behind the curtain is no concern of ours. It is a matter of professionalism; our customers expect that. If I ever wrote a book it would be great."

McGee claims Flamingo Air is the only business in the U.S. that runs these kinds of flights, and says they have sent out their ol' Cherokee Six for as many as eight flights in one day. McGee also says that "probably ninety percent of these [flights] that are booked, are booked by women. Sometimes they are trying to put a spark in their relationship, some are trying to save their marriage."

Alas, not all rocky relationships could be saved by Flamingo; at least five men have refused flights booked by their wives, and all those marriages have ended in divorce. But on a brighter note, one couple did conceive a child aboard the plane. You'd better make reservations now; Valentine's Day is only 360-odd days away.

Commentarium (9 Comments)

Feb 16 12 - 12:42pm
Sean Morrow

I've heard that all planes have two oxygen masks in the bathroom for just this reason, just in case you've got bad timing.

Feb 16 12 - 1:00pm
Absotively

Parents helping toddlers use the toilet is probably more common than people having sex in the bathroom, even on airplanes, so that would be another reason to have two oxygen masks there.

Feb 16 12 - 2:27pm
blahblah

why you gotta ruin the fun?

Feb 16 12 - 4:39pm
Absotively

Sorry.

Look on the bright side: my theory increases the likelihood that there actually will be two oxygen masks if you have bad timing.

Feb 17 12 - 9:24am
So...

You're theory will create extra O2 masks?

Feb 17 12 - 12:37pm
too bad...

there are no O2 mask in bathrooms.

Feb 16 12 - 4:56pm
Lawrence

Not a big deal? I've done this before, the flying. 5280 feet isn't hard to achieve. And I only charge $250 an hour because of the time it takes for me to remove the back seats and throw in a single bed. No biggie.

Feb 16 12 - 9:26pm
thinkywritey

You're hired.

Feb 17 12 - 9:24am
So...

Not to mention some dude with a PA-28 is NOT an airline.