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Pope bans Carla Bruni from Vatican for being too sexy

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Pope bans Carla Bruni from Vatican for being too sexy.

One of the advantages of taking a vow of celibacy is that you can play it cool when you hear some babe wants to visit you. But the Pope ain't cool, he's ice cold: French First Lady Carla Sarkozy (née Bruni) is reportedly banned from visiting the Vatican.

You're probably rolling your skeptical little eyeballs, thinking to yourself, "Come on, Nerve. Did they actually ban her from the Vatican?" Here's the note that Vatican officials sent to their French ambassador:

Carla Sarkozy is not welcome in the Vatican.

Damn, that's how (I imagine) the Mafia does it (if the Mafia banned hot women from visiting them).

Here's a glimpse of what the Pope is so afraid of:

Admittedly, there are some frightening things about that photo, but Carla is not one of them.