Pope bans Carla Bruni from Vatican for being too sexy.

One of the advantages of taking a vow of celibacy is that you can play it cool when you hear some babe wants to visit you. But the Pope ain't cool, he's ice cold: French First Lady Carla Sarkozy (née Bruni) is reportedly banned from visiting the Vatican.

You're probably rolling your skeptical little eyeballs, thinking to yourself, "Come on, Nerve. Did they actually ban her from the Vatican?" Here's the note that Vatican officials sent to their French ambassador:

Carla Sarkozy is not welcome in the Vatican.

Damn, that's how (I imagine) the Mafia does it (if the Mafia banned hot women from visiting them).

Here's a glimpse of what the Pope is so afraid of:

Admittedly, there are some frightening things about that photo, but Carla is not one of them.

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Oct 15 10 - 4:00pm
bc

Yet another reason to question the whole priest/pedophilia thing.

Oct 15 10 - 6:57pm
Shannon

Yup, denying the jezebels definitely means you're a pedo. But wait, I thought the traditional end to that taunt starts with an "F"...

Oct 15 10 - 10:42pm
NoFaith

Apparently, all that stuff about forgiveness doesn't apply in Mme. Sarkozy's case. Maybe Benedict shouldn't be welcome in Paris?

Oct 16 10 - 9:17am
Twolane

If she had any children, I'm more than certain that they would be warmly welcomed.

Aug 19 11 - 3:35pm
priest prayers

where does one draw the line between natural and unnatural?