Twenty-two-year-old blonde model Sara Leal must have settled on a satisfactory price with US Weekly, because she's gone into extensive detail with the magazine about her September 24 night of fun with Ashton Kutcher. In fact, she says, "He was good. It wasn't weird or perverted."

It may be the curse of Two and a Half Men, or, more likely, just poor judgment, but now we know too much about that hot tub in the suite at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, if Leal is to be believed. "He just came up and kissed me," she said. And then around 6 a.m., tabloid news was made. Leal says the two talked politics before going at it again. She said, "I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, 'Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?'" Kutcher then apparently asked her about "up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I'd vote for him. I said I didn't know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said."

Leal also talked about how Kutcher kissed her and her friend Marta earlier in the night on his bed, suggesting that he may have been up for a menage a trois. She said, "I'm sure he wanted to have a threesome. It was clear he wasn't opposed to it."

If the story ends up checking out, it will be a shame that all the cynics and May-December non-believers were served up such a generous helping of schadenfreude. Even if, as Leal claims, Kutcher told her that he was separated from wife Demi Moore, it's pretty low to be unfaithful on the day of your sixth wedding anniversary. I'm guessing the power of Kabbalah will be tested on this one.

Commentarium (29 Comments)

Oct 12 11 - 2:14pm
lt

To be fair, if your wife kicks you out, your wedding anniversary is exactly when you throw yourself at the closest vapid blonde.

Oct 12 11 - 4:00pm
Little GH

true shit.

Oct 12 11 - 4:27pm
Extra! Extra!

This just in! Dumb opportunistic bimbo model fucks celebrity and tells all to gain attention and notoriety! Said she'd never fuck her way to the top but now understands reality of Hollywood power structure.

Oct 12 11 - 4:33pm
KL

Bragging about unprotected sex with a married man is plain skanky.

Oct 12 11 - 10:26pm
LT

Seriously. She's disgusting and I feel badly for Demi. I'm not a fan of hers but to find out your husband would fuck anything relatively attractive regardless of their stupidity and vacuousness. Yuck.

Oct 17 11 - 8:51pm
KC

Yep, having unprotected sex with a married man isn't exactly a great achievement.

Oct 23 11 - 2:57pm
iowafarmgirl

I agree with KL, LT and KC! (^_^)

Oct 12 11 - 5:14pm
NuckingFuts

Why is this even news? These people all suck and shouldn't be paid attention too. I'm considering putting sleeping with or even finding such a bottom crawling obnoxious uber douche such as Kutcher on my list of dealbreakers.

Oct 12 11 - 5:16pm
NuckingFuts

"I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, 'Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?'

I really don't know whats worse, the utter staleness of such a conversation, or tha Kutcher would make such a big deal. I wouldn't think he was intelligent enough to engage in such things given his past work. I also don't care about her personal relgious/political views, but that she slept with Kutcher puts her on the dirtbag list for me.

Oct 12 11 - 5:19pm
NuckingFuts

If I am to feel any sympathy for anyone in this, even though she was married to uber douche Kutcher, it would be Mrs.Moore. I never cared for the pointless spectale made of her and Kutcherdouche's relationship, but all in all, she seems like an allright person if I say so myself.

And no, I'm not taking sides on this and making Kutcherdouche to be the bad guy. I've always hated him and hearing about him and could really care less about he and Moore. So this isn't me saying "Oh poor Demi!!! He hurt you!!! He's so bad!!!" No no, this is my unequivocal hatred for him even before any of that shit went down. I just want to be clear.

Oct 12 11 - 10:09pm
NuckingFuts

Damn, can't believe all the spelling errors I made. I usually catch that stuff.

Oct 12 11 - 5:21pm
NuckingFuts

Hey! Who do you think is going to be the sucker who hitches up with Leal in the long run? Uggh!!! Think about it!!! You're going to have to be fucking and possibly even going down on where Kutcherdouche was given the permission to violate with his penis of douchiness!!! You're going to have to deal with the mental image of this shithead penetrating her meat pit as he laughs cause he's thinking of all the suckers who are going to have to fuck and be with her in the future!!!! Don't be that guy!!!!!

Oct 12 11 - 7:10pm
whoa!

Are you drunk Nuckingfuts?
come on now be honest

Oct 12 11 - 8:35pm
NuckingFuts

No, I don't drink actually, not anymore at least. I just loathe Kutcherdouche and enjoy bustinc chops.

Oct 12 11 - 10:08pm
NuckingFuts

Plus, as this says, she did him with no protection!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!!

Oct 12 11 - 5:51pm
rexmerritt

She's right. Barebacking isn't kinky. But it could be dangerous. Especially if your parnter does it habitually with other pickups.

Oct 12 11 - 5:58pm
Uhhhh

@NuckingFuts: Tell me how you really feel.

Oct 12 11 - 8:36pm
NuckingFuts

I think my posts speak for themselves.

Oct 12 11 - 10:52pm
BuckingFutts

No, really... I don't think you've been honest with us about your feelings.

Oct 13 11 - 2:03pm
NuckingFuts

I think I've been plenty honest, what more do you want?

Oct 13 11 - 6:06pm
BuckingFutts

I want you to get drunk again before replying.

Oct 12 11 - 6:58pm
genericusername

If Kutcher didn't just take over the lead role on 2 and a half men, this would never have become a story

Oct 15 11 - 4:38pm
GeeBee

Oh yes it would. Don't you ever look at the headlines on the crappy tabloids when you're in line at the market? Demi/Ashton are one of those couples perpetually featured in the breaking up/making up/pregnant/never breeding etc etc cycle those rags feature on their front pages. Always fun to see them side by side contradicting each other. I mean that's when you know you have made it in this country, when those shits make up lies about you.

Oct 12 11 - 8:13pm
coulditbe

That the couple in question have an open marriage? Lots of hysteria here, based on some pretty big assumptions, and a wannabe celebrity girl.

Oct 15 11 - 10:23am
maryrose

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Oct 20 11 - 5:19am
Scotty

i'd let kutcher bareback me anyday

Oct 23 11 - 2:56pm
iowafarmgirl

What world is she living in if she didn't know he was happily married?! And yes, I know.......it takes two, he's just at fault as she is, but for her to say that she wouldn't have done that had she known he was happilly married?! That just made me laugh out loud! She's out for $$$$ and attention! Just look at her past history!

Oct 24 11 - 3:15pm
TrixieLabel

My favorite part is when this girl says if she knew he was still with his wife, she would never had unprotected sex. How does that make any sense lol? It's like saying "I only have unprotected sex with men who aren't married and regularly play the field and have one night stands - it's safer". Whether it's true or not no one knows, I just wish that there was some more substantial proof then a photo of him smoking pot with 2 blondes. Is that all it takes now to prove a sexual encounter? I miss the day of Monica, when she literally had to provide a stained dress. Oh for the innocence of the 90s.