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In today's groundbreaking science news, it turns out that people don't really like Mondays. In fact, helpful new research from vinegar-y breakfast spread Marmite found that people hate Mondays so much that most don't even crack a smile until 11:16 am. People are also unproductive (averaging 3.5 hours of work during the day) and twice as likely to be late. The reason? Our "tribal instincts" that leave us feeling disconnected from our work "tribe" after a weekend away. "We are essentially cave men in city suits," explained one researcher.

But not to worry! Marmite's scientists also proposed solutions to your hangover case of the Mondays, and they include watching TV, buying chocolate or makeup, buying just about anything, and, above all, doing it. So I assume this means we all have a science-approved mandate to leave work early, eat candy, and bone. Right?