Awkward! The real estate listing for one Houston-area townhouse/condo contained a little surprise for those on the market for a new home. Or, well, perhaps it was a larger-than-usual surprise: the photographer accidentally let a dildo slip into one of the listing's pictures.

Pretty hilarious. The listing was eventually taken down, but not before one heroic Redditor captured screenshots of it. Of course, that's the beauty of the internet: your mistakes are forever, dildos and all.

Commentarium (10 Comments)

Jan 31 11 - 10:48am
kindaawk

What's the problem? The toy is question totally goes with the color scheme. Now if it had been an orange dildo, that just would have been unacceptable.

Jan 31 11 - 11:12am
Jeff @ DeadTreeMedia

Oddly, I give them more crap for living the lid up on the toilet seat than leaving a dong of that magnitude in plain site...

Jan 31 11 - 12:25pm
moops

It was left in on purpose, to get internet buzz.

Jan 31 11 - 12:39pm
Twolane

In Tejas? Someone has a dildo in their residence in Tejas? Cue the fundamentalists! Line up the jackbooted, police smash 'n' grab squad and all of their equipment! Put out an APB for the purveyor of this smut! Get them off the streets.

Jan 31 11 - 6:25pm
Phil

The real scandal is that they advertise it as a large master bath.

Jan 31 11 - 6:29pm
JFX

Twolane has quite obviously never been to Texas before.

Jan 31 11 - 10:31pm
jacuzzi bidet

maybe an enhanced sale-FURNISHED!

Feb 01 11 - 1:18pm
anon

Well, it is Texas... so I'm not surprised someone was dumb enough to post a photo like that.

Feb 02 11 - 1:57pm
Even worse...

Not one but two toilet paper dispensers, both near empty.

Feb 05 11 - 10:57am
Pam

Texas, the state with the most Churches ans Strip joints per capita