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Student suspended after discovering school employee is a porn star
By Ray RahmanMarch 29th, 2011, 3:00 pmComments (17)
Most fourteen-year-old boys would lose their minds if they discovered that a school employee is also a porn star. One Canadian kid did make such a discovery about Samantha Ardente, his school's secretary, and lost his seat in school over it.
To be fair, though, he was pretty a big dick about it. After realizing that Ardente (which is her porn-actress name) had starred in such movies as Serial Abusers 2 (below), he asked for an autograph. She, understandably, said no and asked him to shut the hell up about it. He didn't, instead going ahead and creating a Facebook page dedicated to her pornographic career (above). Word spead around school and, as the Toronto Star reports, both the student and the secretary were suspended.
He'll probably be allowed to return to school, though her fate is still to be determined:
While officials acknowledge Ardente hadn’t done anything illegal, the board said her cinematic activities don’t correspond with the values being taught at the school, across the St. Lawrence River from Quebec City.
Ardente has worked for the school board since 2002 and at Les Etchemins school for the past two years.
As for the Facebook page, the boy was asked to take it down but "said he couldn’t because he had created it under the Ardente pseudonym and now cannot access the administration."







Commentarium (17 Comments)
If this were posted on another site, there would be a slew of comments about the evils of Facebook, bullying, and the Internets in general.
Pono is fine in its rightful place but not for the eyes of children. That is if she showed them or he found it in his dads stash.
did the reporter just call this little kid a dick for outting her?
yeah. and really it was kind of a dick move.
also shouldn't someone be trying to deal with the 14 year old watching porn enough to recognize the actors IRL.
That kid IS a dick for outing her.
The kid's a jerk. She obviously USED TO BE a porn star. If we keep everyone who has ever done anything out of the mainstream from working in academics (a notoriously low-paying field), the schools are going to close up pretty fast.
She should have given him the autograph. Let's hope the schools board Canadians is not overrun by sexually repressed hypocrites, such as those in another North American country that shall remained unnamed.
Fuckin' Mexico, man.
Kid learned a great lesson: keep your yap shut and leave well enough alone.
You might want to edit the facebook image to exclude the names and photos of minors who posted.
for what? they posted to a (presumably public) facebook page, following the rules of facebook (over 13), and there's no obligation to remove information about the minors unless they're being charged or victims. in fact, nerve likely has no duty to check to see if the individuals posting are minors.
this headline is stupid and misleading. he didn't get suspended for the discovery, he got suspended for a stupid dick move like creating a Facebook page that he had no right to create.
Hah! Good for him! Showing that bitch who's boss!
Oh and fuck the cowardly assholes of the school who kicked him out over this! His family should sue!
Yes, this kid is a little piece of shit. Deliberately causing harm to this woman by stalking her past and turning it into a huge school joke. Of course she'll be the one who gets punished and he will grow into yet another asshole for the world.
the kid is a major douchebag.
I hope this bites him in his snitchin ass when he gets old enough to deal w real consequences.
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