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Swiss guy trying to get rid of erotic watch collection at auction

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Are you an eccentric millionaire with a slightly perverted streak? Then you might be interested in this rare collection of erotic watches up for auction in Switzerland

A Swiss septuagenarian who wishes to remain anonymous is trying to get rid of "more than 700 erotic artifacts" ASAP because, according to Reuters, "nobody in his family is interested in carrying on his work." Ouch.

So what kind of pieces are up for grabs? Items such as an 18-carat watch featuring "a couple in an amorous embrace"; a rare "heart-shaped gilt metal watch" with "two concealed paintings on enamel that include a lady secretly spying two partially clothed lovers caught in an adventurous position"; and other erotic curios like "walking sticks, statues, and ivory objects designed for autoerotic stimulation," all of which are centuries old and have been held by who knows how many gross men. If this isn't the perfect basis for a Law & Order: SVU episode, then there's no such thing as Law & Order: SVU.