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Taiwan ‘alarmed’ by how many white guys date Asian girls

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Next Media Animation, those Taiwanese purveyors of cutting news analysis, has caught on to what they think is a worrying trend: white guys liking Asian women, which they and your grandfather call Yellow Fever (or, from the other perspective, White Blood Disease).

"Yellow Fever is rising at an alarming rate in the West," the video informs us, before depicting the malady's various symptoms. For example, sufferers may suddenly view "average-looking members of their preferred race" as attractive, even if they're, like, totally ugly. 

Those poor souls. It's going to take one hell of a pledge drive to cure these people, but I think we can do it.