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Teenage boy's porn-star date cruelly denied entrance to his prom
By EJ DicksonMarch 22nd, 2012, 10:30 pmComments (12)
Mike Stone, an eighteen-year-old Minnesota high school student who has clearly seen The Girl Next Door way, way too many times, is a man with big dreams and an even bigger libido. That's why over the past several weeks, he's been sending Tweets to hundreds of porn stars asking if they'll accompany him to his senior prom. His pervy little quest was to no avail until Megan Piper (above) — star of such films as Pornhub's Megan Piper Squirting 2 and Only Teen Blowjobs' "Blowjob Princess Megan Piper is 19 and hot for cum" — agreed to be his date, provided he paid for her airfare from Los Angeles and not just use her as fodder for his Georgetown application essay.
Unfortunately, however, the principal at Stone's high school was apparently either unfamiliar or overly familiar with Piper's oeuvre, resulting in the administration's refusal to allow Piper admission to the prom. The superintendent of the Minnesota school district told the local Fox News affiliate that Piper's appearance at the prom would be "inconsistent" with district policies pertaining to school visits. According to district spokeswoman Jennifer McNeil, the policy states that any individual or group can be denied entry to school-sponsored events if the visit is "not in the best interest" of the district.
Naturally, horny high-school boys and porn aficionados everywhere have flocked to Stone's defense, sending donations to a PayPal account that Stone set up to help pay for Piper's ticket. Stone's Twitter account has been bombarded with messages punctuated by the hashtag "Porn4Prom," and I would like to take a moment to add my own voice to the chorus of support. You don't think a porn star at your precious little high-school dance is in the "best interest" of your school district, Ms. McNeil? Well, pin a rose on your nose, lady. I'd tell you what kind of shit went on at my high-school prom, but for the sake of propriety I will refrain from doing so. Suffice to say that it made "Blowjob Princess Megan Piper is 19 and hot for cum" look like a Timmy the Tooth cartoon. Having a porn star there would have actually significantly classed up the joint, and I suggest you think about that this May 13th when your prom queen is caught in the bathroom giving birth to an octopus while shooting meth through her eyeballs.
Commentarium (12 Comments)
So she was not allowed to be the guys date because her job involves her having sex? Classy small town Minnesota school district ....
@DJ Actually not celebrating the fornicator is the definition of class.
In any case the article is just gross. The author should be reminded that telling people stories of your 'awesome' sexual escapades is about as interesting as hearing about how drunk you got that one time or that smoking hot girl you could have totally hooked up with.
Pretty sure that was tongue-in-cheek...
Although my default position is pro-sex and anti-administrators, I have to agree with the superintendent here. This is a stunt designed to attract attention to the kid and his date and to detract from the attention due to the collective students who are celebrating their prom. That EJ's prom was "worse" doesn't justify this kid hijacking his. On EJ's theory, any result above the lowest common denominator would be acceptable, and that would make for a pretty crappy world.
I couldn't agree more on every point you made.
Yes, I too agree with every point you made.
Definitely a valid point (and I agree that this seems like a fairly creepy publicity stunt), but I'd be willing to bet that most of the kids at this prom wouldn't object to having a porn star there because it would divert attention from them. If anything, I think many of them would be if not psyched about the media attention, at least appreciative of the novelty of having a porn star from Hollywood at their otherwise stodgy and lame school-sponsored event (which is how most of the kids I went to high school with thought about things like prom). But then again, I guess it would be kind of a bummer for for the kids who are really looking forward to prom and want their night to be special.
The kid didn't care about ruining the prom for his classmates by bringing a whore, he just wanted to draw attention to himself. Great parenting here. Maybe the schools should allow students to hire crack whores for dates?
I tried that, but your mom already had plans...
i dont think its possible to watch "the girl next door" too many times.
When I was 18 I never would have thought of porn stars as human beings. For this reason, I must give the kid some credit. He tried to welcome her into a romantic and classy setting. Heaven forbid anyone treats her like anything other than crap.
Thank you! I totally agree! You think with this being nerve and all this would be a little more progressive! Ya'll got mom issues nerve posters! : )