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The Dominique Strauss-Kahn story is becoming a porn, naturally

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Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Because someone was bound to do it eventually, My Porn Production has taken up the classy mantle of making a porn based on Dominique Strauss-Kahn's recent rape case. Sexy!

In the fictionalized version of the world-famous alleged sexual assault, DSK's character will be named David Sex King. No word on how the allegedly non-consensual and undoubtedly unappealing sexual encounter will be dramatized, but I can't imagine it turning out in any way watchable. Let's not even get into the likelihood of "sexy courtroom" scenes based on the actual trial.

I don't want to be a party pooper here, but making a porn based on alleged rape seems like a pretty irreconcilably awful idea. It's enough to make you long for the simpler, tasteful days of Nailin' Palin.