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This Exists: Pornkins, the erotic pumpkin-carving kit
By NerveOctober 18th, 2010, 6:15 pmComments (6)
If you're looking to display some jack-o'-lanterns this Halloween season that the local troublemakers might not smash, look no further: a North Carolina company called Rockstar Holiday is offering an X-rated pumpkin-carving kit called Pornkins, complete with two carving knives, a poker tool, a scoop, an instruction sheet, and ten stencils.
The designs depict various displays of sexual activity, as if an ancient sex-manual illustrator had only a large orange gourd with which to ply his trade. Fanciers of doggy-style, hot lesbian action, and menages a trois will not be disappointed.
Of course a twenty-dollar pumpkin-carving kit wouldn't be complete without a promotional video full of angry music, bloody masks, and what looks like a possible get-together of former Girls Gone Wild.
Commentarium (6 Comments)
How much notice do the Pornkin Girls need to get to my place for a personal carving come hallowe'en?
How much notice do the Pornkin Girls need to get to my place for a personal carving come hallowe'en?
Well look at that, I got so excited at the prospect that I posted it twice.
If you comment multiple times, they just might notice. I guarantee Ron Jeremy and Gene Simmons were at that, er, blowout.
of course there's a rob zombie song. of course.
And of course it's Living Dead Girl. It's Zombie, after all.
Now you say something