x-rated pumpkin carving kit called porkin

If you're looking to display some jack-o'-lanterns this Halloween season that the local troublemakers might not smash, look no further: a North Carolina company called Rockstar Holiday is offering an X-rated pumpkin-carving kit called Pornkins, complete with two carving knives, a poker tool, a scoop, an instruction sheet, and ten stencils.

The designs depict various displays of sexual activity, as if an ancient sex-manual illustrator had only a large orange gourd with which to ply his trade. Fanciers of doggy-style, hot lesbian action, and menages a trois will not be disappointed.

Of course a twenty-dollar pumpkin-carving kit wouldn't be complete without a promotional video full of angry music, bloody masks, and what looks like a possible get-together of former Girls Gone Wild. 

Commentarium (6 Comments)

Oct 18 10 - 6:38pm
Twolane

How much notice do the Pornkin Girls need to get to my place for a personal carving come hallowe'en?

Oct 18 10 - 6:38pm
Twolane

How much notice do the Pornkin Girls need to get to my place for a personal carving come hallowe'en?

Oct 18 10 - 6:39pm
Twolane

Well look at that, I got so excited at the prospect that I posted it twice.

Oct 18 10 - 6:41pm
bearman33

If you comment multiple times, they just might notice. I guarantee Ron Jeremy and Gene Simmons were at that, er, blowout.

Oct 18 10 - 6:51pm
explainerguy

of course there's a rob zombie song. of course.

Oct 18 10 - 7:01pm
bearman33

And of course it's Living Dead Girl. It's Zombie, after all.