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This Exists: Pornkins, the erotic pumpkin-carving kit

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x-rated pumpkin carving kit called porkin

If you're looking to display some jack-o'-lanterns this Halloween season that the local troublemakers might not smash, look no further: a North Carolina company called Rockstar Holiday is offering an X-rated pumpkin-carving kit called Pornkins, complete with two carving knives, a poker tool, a scoop, an instruction sheet, and ten stencils.

The designs depict various displays of sexual activity, as if an ancient sex-manual illustrator had only a large orange gourd with which to ply his trade. Fanciers of doggy-style, hot lesbian action, and menages a trois will not be disappointed.

Of course a twenty-dollar pumpkin-carving kit wouldn't be complete without a promotional video full of angry music, bloody masks, and what looks like a possible get-together of former Girls Gone Wild.