Tom Ford thinks fat women look better naked

Well, Tom Ford thinks everybody looks better naked (and he's proven as much in his provocative ads). But larger ladies, he says, especially benefit from nudity.

I spend most of my time at home naked. You know, most people actually look better nude. We are all one harmonious color, with a symmetry and an innate elegance. Fat women almost always look better without the constraint and lumpy pinching of clothes, all the straps and elastic squeezing and sucking. 

We are the only animal that wears clothes, and that can't just be because dogs can't do up buttons.

If only there were something a mere clothing designer could do to prevent the unattractive(ly worded) 'squeezes' and 'sucks' that fat people must endure every time they put on clothes like the non-dogs that they are. If only!