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New world map charts the world by penis size

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Finally, a map of the world that takes into consideration what matters most when you're deciding upon a travel destination: penis size. A map of the world, color-coded by country to designate each nation's endowment, is sweeping the internet and likely bolstering travel-agency inquiries to top-five countries Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia, and Venezuela. The winning measurement puts the average length of a Congolese man's penis at 7.1 inches. I'm guessing (and hoping) this is flaccid?

South Korea loses this competition with an average measurement of 3.9 inches. Cambodia, Thailand, India, and Burma also appear in the bottom five. American men, unfortunately, appear to be on the lower side of average with a score of 5.1 inches. While the research that went into this map doesn't seem to be incredibly rigorous, it's fun to look at. Also, it sparked a bizarre comment war between Americans and Canadians on masculinity and the relative badassness of riding polar bears as transportation.

Let me stop you right there. Yes, size matters.