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Watch: Ad for Sexy Bandz, the adults-only version of Silly Bandz

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"Why should kids have all the fun?" asks the tagline for Sexy Bandz, the lewd, perennially unmarried uncle of Silly Bandz' obnoxiously trendy tweenaged nephew.

Here's the copy on the Sexy Bandz product page:

Now, you can join in on the rubber band bracelet excitement with these unique shapes that are sure to get an arousal out of all your friends! 

Also you get free shipping when you order at least 240 of these things. That's enough arousal to get a heart attack out of all your friends!

See how it all works in the elegant little ad below. [via The Hairpin]