Watch: Preview of the first ever Kinect sex game

With the release of Microsoft's full-body-sensing Kinect interface for the Xbox 360 came rampant speculation about the device's suitability for sex games. Wonder no more, would-be air humpers of the internet! Judging by this video, the Kinect is perfectly suited for clumsy, uncanny-valley-tramping, polygonal-Real-Doll-fondling sex games. (Although in fairness, the first model looks a lot like this girl who used to live next door to me in college... okay, I'm buying.)

While the video is unsettling enough in this beta-release, fondling-only mode (and notice that the guy testing it had enough shame to blur out his face), we can only imagine what it'll be like when they get full-body interaction working. Film-going teenagers of the future may see far worse masturbatory humiliations than our iconic pie-fucking incident, which'll probably seem almost quaintly tactile. (Actually, some hack has probably already written this into the umpteenth direct-to-DVD American Pie sequel.) More on this as it develops.

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Dec 15 10 - 9:13pm
Twolane

I'm thinking some of the girls in here ( there are some, right? ) will be comparing the Kinect handling they're watching to some of their boyfriends, husbands, lovers and looking for a new mate.

Dec 15 10 - 11:04pm
Lawrence

next thing you know they'll allow you to use pictures of women you've used your kinect to take pictures of.. like your friends. and then you can touch them while you're gone

Dec 17 10 - 4:05am
gg

make love

Dec 18 10 - 8:36am
joytastical

great, another way to visually reinforce the idea that women are property (even virtual) to be molested/used sexually by men.

Dec 20 10 - 3:33am
boy

joytastica
Same can be said about woman using sex toys.