A hipster-y dude named David is tired of hooking up with girls and looks for romance. Meanwhile, the cute neighbor's dog escapes into his backyard. So his roommate and roommate's girlfriend hatch a plan: David should hold on to the pup and pretend to help the neighbor look for it and, in the process, spark up a romance.

"Is this some sort of Judd Apatow or even Farrelly Brothers movie?" you ask. "No," I reply, throwing my head back in laughter. It's porn.

Some company named New Sensations Romance has produced a trailer for a porn movie that not only doesn't look shitty but actually looks pretty good. Like, maybe I'd see it in theaters if it were a real movie. 

Maybe all the free porn on the internet is forcing pornographers to make movies that are actually interesting now? Let's hope so.

Commentarium (20 Comments)

Feb 14 11 - 11:44am
Bunhead

hmmmmm

Feb 14 11 - 11:55am
karen

This is exactly what porn companies have needed to do for so long. They have been getting away with putting up biology health class films for too long. This movie could be huge if the cheese factor is removed. That said, you are going a little too far saying you would see this without the sex.

Feb 14 11 - 9:24pm
julian.

I totally agree.

Feb 14 11 - 12:33pm
gregintheatl

Isn't that the EXACT plot of this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120836/

David Spade did it first.

Feb 14 11 - 1:03pm
Michael

Except with pornstars, the acting will probably be better than whatever David Spade could muster.

Feb 14 11 - 1:12pm
Ditto

That's a bit harsh. The porn folks only get a "probably?"

Feb 14 11 - 1:12pm
er

why is this brilliant?

because it ensures that just when the world of porn had become so transparent and ubiquitous that no girls any longer thought that it would lead to a 'real' acting career, this comes along to dangle that carrot, and ensure a steady stream of girl next door types in porn.

Feb 27 11 - 8:28pm
christopher

you're commenting based on a pre-conceived notion girls are coerced into the porn industry through dreams of hollywood. while that may have held true decades ago, the massive media attention the industry garners makes it a well known fact hollywood is not at the door knocking. news programs and sensational specials on e! and extra constantly combat the notion. girls enter the porn industry in the present because they want to be sex stars (of course there are other reasons like money or the simple love of sex). many girls admit that they would love to get work in hollywood too, but that's not why they start in porn.

Feb 27 11 - 8:35pm
christopher

a movie like this is brilliant because it shows the porn industry is finally considering the needs of women when creating eroticism. the movie has more than quick scenes of bump and grind. it tries to establish an emotional connection with the characters in order to heighten the enjoyment of the sex when it occurs. while men may be more interested in porn on average due to cultural stigmas, are evolving views are beginning to allow women to feel more comfortable admitting their own sexual needs. finally there is porn for them. ***disclaimer: some women do love the harder porn that is out there, while other women will never find themselves aroused by any sort of porn. it is good to have options though.

Feb 14 11 - 1:23pm
Twolane

Well, okay, but doesn't anyone in porn have tits any more?

Feb 14 11 - 2:24pm
raco

I think most of the girls do.

Feb 14 11 - 2:58pm
Twolane

Not by what I see in that trailer. You should use some of your free American health care to get you some glasses.

Oct 06 11 - 11:24am
BK

Twolane, it's a trailer, and that means it's only a small slicce of the final product. Of course it won't show the full movie.

Feb 14 11 - 3:09pm
S

How much sex is this movie guaranteeing though? Doesn't look like the plot lends itself to an increasing amount of encounters.

Feb 14 11 - 7:05pm
Bo

I've seen better acting in an after school special

Feb 14 11 - 9:25pm
julian.

I'd watch it. The main actor dude has a cool voice too.

Feb 15 11 - 6:33pm
Oliver Arditi

Exactly the sort of film I'd never watch... but if it has actual sex in it, that could kind of lend some purpose to the whole rom-com architecture. I have to say, not keen on porn movies as they usually are, because the appalling acting just draws attention to the artificiality of it all. Could be interesting...

Feb 15 11 - 6:33pm
Oli

shit, did auto complete really put my whole name in there?

Jun 12 11 - 11:35am
Caro

This has made my day. I wish all postngis were this good.

Apr 06 12 - 4:42pm
muna

guys i downloaded this movie from this site ...but its asking password....
http://adult-mediafire.blogspot.in/2011/11/lost-and-found.html#comment-form

does any one have it..?..can u suggest some better link

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