"Don't sit at home and cry if you don't have a date," says Victoria's Secret's "Valentine Do's and Don'ts" video, as if it's just that easy. Whatever, Victoria's Secret, you're not my real mom!
Other nuggets o' wisdom include:
"Don't ever wear granny panties."
"Do buy flowers, even for men."
"Don't lie to me, unless it's for a surprise."
"Do love me at first sight, and second sight and third sight."
"Don't bring your mother on our date."
But the thing about text is that, even when italicized, it's just not as sexy as women who don't seem to own any shirts:
So what'd you guys think? Does anyone else have their own tips they'd like to share with the class?