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Wives of NFL players start a club to keep their husbands from cheating on them

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Need help keeping your professional athlete husband away from the hordes of women just waiting to sleep with him, confess, and then pose in Playboy? A group of NFL wives have started Off The Market, a company designed to nix cheating through exclusive couple events. Because, you know, just going on dates a couple plans themselves isn't enough.

The company's website and Facebook page fail to mention they're pandering to philandering athletes and their would-be jilted wives and girlfriends. Instead, they're rife with relationship advice, like these old-fashioned , tried-and-failed gems:

1. Cater to your mate's pleasures and desires, be it fried chicken or a foot massage.
2. Hold your tongue for the day and offer compliments rather than criticisms.

Some naysayers have suggested that such a service might give unfaithful athletes a chance to meet new women who are already familiar with the unique demands of the trophy wife life — and so increase cheating. It also kind of seems more like an excuse to get your husband to take you on fancy dates than a real remedy for what causes infidelity. 

It's also definitely an amazing premise for a Bravo TV show — Real Housewives meets the Pick-Up Artist meets pro-football? Cash windfall.